Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Bring It Back!


Sex saturated, but naive twelve year-olds, my friends and I cybered. Not with each other. Seventh grade the next year ushered in wet dreams, phone sex, my shrink mom's birthday present to me What's Happening To My Body? Book for Boys. But before I gawked at female flesh, I giggled over HotGirl69 from a Christian Sex chatroom (half the hidden turn on: I was Jewish). My sixth grade Lower East Side crew would munch Two Boots pizza as we typed depravity. Our cybering was always funny first, I never let on I was secretly aroused. We cybered with women and men, at the end of steamy sex sessions always spilling secrets instead of semen. "i am actually old enuff 2 b ur lil bro lol" or "dude i don't hav pamela andersson size tits, u just fucked a 45 yrs old man" then signing off. We laughed off our cyber sessions as funny, harmless jokes, not exploring an adult world of intimacy we barely understood. At twenty three, part of me still prefers the anonymity of internet climaxes, if not the cheesy come ons.


Cyber Sex. Bring it back?


-Royal

6 comments:

blushes said...

i definitely used to get my cyber on.....

Hannah Miet said...

"half the hidden turn on: I was Jewish"--how P.Roth.

I did the cybering-because-it's-funny thing, but could never actually cyber sex. I'm simply not that coordinated, if you catch my drift.

clanchatti said...

She has a point. Cyber sex died out because evolution didn't follow through on a third arm. This third arm could also come in "handy" (barf) for texting while driving stick shift.

Anonymous said...

Haha, yes, you should definitely only cyber if you have a third arm or fluffer

Megan Marie Metzger Preston Esquire said...

I found myself on the receiving end of some "sexting" the other day...it was kinda hott. Bizarre and depraved, but kinda hott.

Anonymous said...

Sexting on the Beach!