My 8th grade girlfriend made me wear black nail polish, like her number one crush Johnny Resnick. I hated The Goo Goo Dolls, but loved her morbidly and the noir on my nails seemed a sexy way to win her Upper East Side heart. I hid my hands from my downtown artist/social worker father, fearing he would analyze my amorous actions as emasculating. But I was secretly hooked on the scent of polish mingling with my girlfriend's messy kisses.
Black Nail Polish for Boys. Bring it Back?
-Royal
2 comments:
NO. NOT UNLESS THE EARTH'S AXIS TILTS AND REALITY AS WE KNOW IT SLIDES INTO A DARKLY EMBARRASSING MIRROR OF OUR ADOLESCENCE.
P.S. NO DISPECT. MUCK LOVE
no, please!
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