Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Bring It Back!



My 8th grade girlfriend made me wear black nail polish, like her number one crush Johnny Resnick. I hated The Goo Goo Dolls, but loved her morbidly and the noir on my nails seemed a sexy way to win her Upper East Side heart. I hid my hands from my downtown artist/social worker father, fearing he would analyze my amorous actions as emasculating. But I was secretly hooked on the scent of polish mingling with my girlfriend's messy kisses.

Black Nail Polish for Boys. Bring it Back?

-Royal

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

For the ladies: Oh. So. 90s.

For the gents: Hot as ice. Bring it back, bitches!

~Martha

N.P. MILANOFF said...

NO. NOT UNLESS THE EARTH'S AXIS TILTS AND REALITY AS WE KNOW IT SLIDES INTO A DARKLY EMBARRASSING MIRROR OF OUR ADOLESCENCE.


P.S. NO DISPECT. MUCK LOVE

nisianista said...

no, please!