Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Overheard in Pomp-ville

Tourist 1: *sniffs* Smells like farts.
Tourist 2: What?
Tourist 1: Smells like home.
Tourist 2: *sniffs* Yeah.

-Central Park

NYU Kid 1: You Gotta Fight!
NYU Kid 2: For Your Right!
NYU Kid 3: To-
Guy with Dreads: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
NYU Kid 3: *quietly* okay...

-Washington Square


Anonymous said...

Haha what if the guy w dreads was an NYU student in disguise?

Anonymous said...

he was probably a cantankerous professor

Anonymous said...

maybe he just wanted to smoke some ganj in peace