Dick Towel Black

In an omnipresent media world populated by such travesties as the Gosselins and Donna Simpson whose dream is to weigh 1,000 pounds, it seems all you need for success is a good, gimicky marketing campaign. Depressing. Yet, when marketing savvy meets maniacal talent, the results can be brilliantly life-affirming. The Gang from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" has proven consistently that with some brains (and a lot of booze) the American art of selling oneself can result in raging awesomeness. Check out Kool Keith reppin' DickTowelBlack in the most amazing music video since Justin Beiber (still don't know who this is) became a Trending Topic.

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Now if only I was so savvy.

-Royal