No matter how bad you think you have it, no matter how socially awkward or painful to be around you may be, it is a near certainty that this guy has got one over on you.
The Mr. Miyamoto to whom this man is speaking is Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Super Mario Brothers and The Legend of Zelda.
Ordinarily we here at Pomp & Circumstance avoid low-hanging fruit like this, and stomping on the skulls of the weak is, admittedly, distasteful.
Well, he doesn't need your pity. He can stand up for himself.
Every day of this man's life is as bad as your worst day in middle school.
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Oh no, I love him. He's just hanging with gal pals and playing wii and chatting with Miyamoto and crushing Clyde in his fist of steel. What?
The best part is when he removes his glasses to assure us that it's still him.
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